Post by Ganon on Sept 4, 2017 3:04:19 GMT
The Sun was high in the sky, with only a speckling of clouds that seemed almost like they were specifically placed in the sky to break up the monotony of the pale blue, like a painting of the prefect summer day. Children were playing, and their parents were having almost as much fun just soaking in this beautiful day. The birds were singing so cheerfully you wouldn't be blamed for thinking you were magically transported into the happiest scene of a Disney movie.
Ganon hated beautiful days. Ganon definitely hated being magically transported. He was squatted in a particularly unpleasant bush, his yellow eyes peering through the foliage, waiting for the moment to strike. To become the ultimate God-King of Tomodachi Island he would need an ace up his sleeve, something he could use as leverage to build his empire. He'd found that stealing princesses was fairly effective for him in the past, so a good first step would be to find one, or at least something of equivalent value in this new, strange land. However, all he'd seen so far had been dirty, meaningless peasants. Nothing worth his time. Nothing on this terrible island was ever worth his time.
Just before Ganon dedicated himself to burning the whole park to the ground in a fit of rage-fueled evil, he heard something very interesting.
"Who's my princess? That's right, you are! You are! Ooooooooh who's a good little princess!"
This was his chance! He looked over to see the royalty of this land. Her hair was a silvery wave that cascaded towards the earth, but her head lifted upwards towards the heavens. Her eyes were large, beautiful, and as deep and blue as the ocean itself. She walked with a gait that showed her regality, a decisive motion that ensured you that she knew exactly where to be at every step, but still with a little hop that showed her excitement and general cheery demeanor. The dark, leathery texture of her paws matched her wet, glistening nose. Her bark was reserved and polite, but firm and absolute. She was gorgeous. Even at a glance it was obvious that this was in fact the Princess of the land. The time for action was now.
The moment the princess' escort turned their back Ganon's monstrous frame burst from the bush, leaves and debris flying everywhere. He sprinted towards the damsel, now obviously in distress, and snatched her up without slowing down. To cover the inevitable sounds of a damsel distressing, he shouted at the top of his lungs for as long as he could muster. But the princess had already adopted an alternate technique! Rather than screaming for help, she began to weaponize her own tail, whipping it back and forth with as much strength as she could muster! But that wasn't all! She was also using her own tongue, licking his arm as a way of slipping out of Ganon's mighty grip! She was obviously much more cunning than he'd expected. But he had wizard fingers, and there was no way the Princess could escape now.
"THERE IS NO WAY YOU CAN ESCAPE NOW, MORTAL." Shouted the cunning Wizard King, knowing there was no way she could escape now. It would all be easy going from here. First the princess, next, all of Tomodachi Island.
Ganon hated beautiful days. Ganon definitely hated being magically transported. He was squatted in a particularly unpleasant bush, his yellow eyes peering through the foliage, waiting for the moment to strike. To become the ultimate God-King of Tomodachi Island he would need an ace up his sleeve, something he could use as leverage to build his empire. He'd found that stealing princesses was fairly effective for him in the past, so a good first step would be to find one, or at least something of equivalent value in this new, strange land. However, all he'd seen so far had been dirty, meaningless peasants. Nothing worth his time. Nothing on this terrible island was ever worth his time.
Just before Ganon dedicated himself to burning the whole park to the ground in a fit of rage-fueled evil, he heard something very interesting.
"Who's my princess? That's right, you are! You are! Ooooooooh who's a good little princess!"
This was his chance! He looked over to see the royalty of this land. Her hair was a silvery wave that cascaded towards the earth, but her head lifted upwards towards the heavens. Her eyes were large, beautiful, and as deep and blue as the ocean itself. She walked with a gait that showed her regality, a decisive motion that ensured you that she knew exactly where to be at every step, but still with a little hop that showed her excitement and general cheery demeanor. The dark, leathery texture of her paws matched her wet, glistening nose. Her bark was reserved and polite, but firm and absolute. She was gorgeous. Even at a glance it was obvious that this was in fact the Princess of the land. The time for action was now.
The moment the princess' escort turned their back Ganon's monstrous frame burst from the bush, leaves and debris flying everywhere. He sprinted towards the damsel, now obviously in distress, and snatched her up without slowing down. To cover the inevitable sounds of a damsel distressing, he shouted at the top of his lungs for as long as he could muster. But the princess had already adopted an alternate technique! Rather than screaming for help, she began to weaponize her own tail, whipping it back and forth with as much strength as she could muster! But that wasn't all! She was also using her own tongue, licking his arm as a way of slipping out of Ganon's mighty grip! She was obviously much more cunning than he'd expected. But he had wizard fingers, and there was no way the Princess could escape now.
"THERE IS NO WAY YOU CAN ESCAPE NOW, MORTAL." Shouted the cunning Wizard King, knowing there was no way she could escape now. It would all be easy going from here. First the princess, next, all of Tomodachi Island.
